Today marks the first day I went without any films, television, youtube, vimeo, or any kind of audio/visual stimuli stemmed from the internet or the massive tv screen set up in the living room. Obviously I aproaced this any television addict would. With copius amounts of alcohol. So far so good. This is the documents describing my so called productive days. Today was what I would call survivable. I didn't crash my car. Which is impressive. I swerved through traffic like a pedofile swerves through the short sighted eyes of the law. I think that was a serviceable metaphor. Basically I didn't die in a traffic accident today. My driving instructor did call me gay today, though. In a very roundabout fashion, too. "I think only Gays and women like the Muppet Show" he told me, after I said I loved the Muppet Show. I told him I had a girlfriend but I don't think he believes me. Fair enough, I do say some pretty flamboyent things. Maybe I talk about penises too often.
In other news the Avengers trailer came out today. I haven't watched it. This is a torment. I'm not sure what the long term ramifications will be, but I'm sure it'll end up with me naked in a ditch off the highway covered in Cheetah blood believing that my Lord Gary Bussey blesses me with the gift of laser breath.
I also got very drunk today, which is the other highlight. I fucking love my friend Zak. He's amazing. He better have an incredible life otherwise I will kill myself and anyone else who decides to make his life more difficult. He's an incredible guy and you should buy him food and let him win in Pictionary. He's that fantastic.
HERE ARE THE PRODUCTIVE THINGS I DID WITHOUT TELIVISION:
- Posted a Craigslist ad.
- Talked to my girlfriend for a few hours over the phone.
- Ignored the Avengers trailer
- Drove a car.
- I made a fucking fantastic dinner
- Got very, very drunk
- Updated blog
