With all the hours you spend rustling under your sheets, you can instead do more productive things at 3 in the morning
Dieting is a lot easier now that you don't have an appetite.
You have cut down one more name you do not want to name your child or pet
You can finally reconnect with your pet.
You get to experience what its like to be a depressed, tormented artist… just without the motivation or talent.
You get to develop and experience a deep, warm connection to the guy who works at Starbucks who says "have a nice day!" and smiles.
You now have a wealth of information about someone you have no idea what to do with...so why not write a poem that cryptically references all their quirks?
Boggle is easier to win when you play by yourself
You find yourself answering 'how are you?' with great honesty and detail
Spring cleaning is now every day since half of your stuff is in the “memorabilia” category
You can learn how to delete phone numbers from your cell phone
You can use that money you were going to spend on your special somebody's christmas present for something for yourself.
You can become really good at solitaire.
Watching your friends children have temper tantrums no longer has the same ominous implications and returns to just being plain funny.
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